making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
