we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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