I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
please come you make the beer taste better
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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