You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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