I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
just tell him i said nine months
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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