Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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