then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
this is an emotional support booty call
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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