Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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