Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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