I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I have aggressive nipples.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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