It's like God shit irony all over that family
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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