Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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