sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well most of my day revolves around power hour
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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