I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
