he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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