I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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