you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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