ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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