Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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