is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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