I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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