1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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