that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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