ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
