I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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