The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
there was a trapeze. enough said
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.