I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do