And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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