people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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