so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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