i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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