um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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