So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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