I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Actions speak louder than pants.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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