I wanna bring you to show and tell
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
it glows. i had to have it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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