You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
When are your genitals available?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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