sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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