hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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