fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So vagazzling was a success
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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