i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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