i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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