dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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