Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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