One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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