Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dick very happy bro
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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