Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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