Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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