Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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