I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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