i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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