My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
