i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
