but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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