Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
