It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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