how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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