I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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