If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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